driftoffacliff:

date someone who uses their turn signal

i havent been on here in forever and EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED 

being part of a dead fandom

askdarkstorm452:

isitthattimealready:

It’s such a strange feeling when something comes into your life like a movie or an artist or a band that just feels like it’s made from the same stuff you are, it immediately becomes part of how you define yourself and it’s everything you see yourself as at that point in your life and everything that you aspire to be and it’s such a bizarre sensation when you discover something and you immediately feel it fill a hole inside you that you didn’t know was there

surprisebitch:

patchesblog:

Laser Tag place, but every time you get shot, your vest and the shooter’s gun plays “Mmm Whatcha Say”.

make this a real thing please

• friend: how are you
• me: oh boy. Hah. Well. *takes a seat* wooowie. Well. *leans very far back in seat* Anyways how are you?

so tired

leepace:

seduce me with quality movie soundtracks

fruitcrocs:

u ever see something and just ………….anyway

refridgerator:

i only accept apologies in cash

Going bowling

undereyelouisvuittons:

Me: *sticks fingers in bowling ball*
Bowling ball: daddy
Me: wtf

things ur allowed to do when dating me:

virtuheaux:

felicianovargay:

• post my selfies show them off to ur friends everywhere
  
• make me cute nicknames
  
• tell me how we’re gonna cuddle
  
• FIGHT ME
  

Yes c: